Speaking of Enzo, I remember he said something LIKE Bayonetta kills the divine for a living, or in order to stay alive, or something. The last thing I remember was Enzo relaying a jewel of sorts had the black market in a frenzy because it was worth an ass-ton. But as to what kind of information - I’m not so sure. Enzo (the little fat fuck) is retrieving information for her.Bayonetta apparently woke up on the bottom of an ocean-in a coffin specifically - and all she can remember is that she is a witch.(Also I didn’t write any notes down this is all from memory. HAHAHAHA ::headdesk::ĭuring the prologue pieces of Bayonetta’s back story were revealed, and because they were so vague it’s easier to use bullet points sooo that’s what I’m going to do. Actually–and I shouldn’t admit this to you-the gaping hole is visible in the last picture I posted. Well, funny story there was a big gaping hole in the fence. In the last entry I noted I had some difficulty finding out where the hell I was supposed to go in order to find Enzo. …That being said, I’ve only finished the prologue. Perhaps it’s the quirky character of Bayonetta, the outrageous ass shots (a great possibility), the crackhead-esque button mashing or maybe a combination of all three, but holy hell I’m having so much fun! I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something about this game makes me want to keep coming back for more. Then again, I’m only what, 20 minutes in? September 24th, 2011: Me Likey. So far nothing has turned me off of Bayonetta. It’s like I push select and…wait for it…just a little longer…THERE’S the item screen! But that’s it. What Britt doesn’t approve of, however, are the effin’ loading screens. So as of right now, I don’t have an issue with Bayonetta. I also love that she was given an out-of-this-world figure she’s obviously not supposed to be the typical “girl-next-door”, so why would they design her to look like anything else? For Pete’s sake, this chick does a handstand, spreads her legs and shoots pistols out of her feet. Or something.Īnd that, ladies and gentleman, was my first experience with Bayonetta.Īs for Bayonetta herself, she’s such an over-the-top character and she totally has that sexy librarian look to her. Oh, and he wanted to get home so his “cute fuckers” of children could give him his birthday dinner. A little fat guy with a cigar, Enzo I believe, is next to her, repeatedly saying that this “guy” she was praying for (or whatever it was she was doing) will not be saved, he was a terrible person, he deserved it, blahblahblah. So next thing I know Bayonetta is dressed up in an innocent looking nun-esque outfit reading a prayer of some kind over a grave. (Seriously, I was getting beat to shit because I was listening to the intro and unaware that I was supposed to be fighting.) But it’s sorta kinda hard to do that when the intro requires me to listen AND fight crazy light witch people while falling from a platform into an unknown abyss at the same time. I love the story of a game, so I want to pay extra attention to the dialogue, especially during the opening cinematics. Oh, you’re wondering why I can’t recall what was taught to me in the intro, it’s BECAUSE I HAD TO FIGHT DURING THE STUPID THING. And people use umbrellas when it’s dark and rainy outside. Which is which? I’m going to assume the Lumen are the light witches because it sounds like “illuminate” and Umbra are the dark witches because the word just sounds kind of emo. It sounds like there are two “factions”, the dark witches and the light witches (or SOMETHING) called the Umbra and the Lumen. I’m still trying to make sense of what I saw. Late last night I popped the Bayonetta disc into the PS3, sat back, and….installed a firmware update that took fifteen minutes.īut once things got rollin’ I had to endure the longest introduction in my life, during which I had no idea WTF was going on. …does this count? September 15th, 2011: Guns.
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